02 Sep 2014 19:18 | 153,956 notes | Reblog

nothomo:

when ur parents call u for dinner and u see they made your fav

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02 Sep 2014 19:07 | 2,056 notes | Reblog

spicy-vagina-tacos:

dpdjazz:

spicy-vagina-tacos:

urnbreon:

spicy-vagina-tacos:

It’s 2014 let the dildo jokes end

please… dildon’t let them end

im deleting

Dileting*

dildont you fucking dare

02 Sep 2014 19:02 | 134,009 notes | Reblog

adrians1:

adrians1:

this is just a short video of me trying to escape the auto face detection and zoom of my webcam which is IMPOSSIBLE FUCK U BILL GATES

oh no it’s back

02 Sep 2014 19:00 | 57,477 notes | Reblog

flannel-penguin:

beamkatanachronicles:

also who’s ready for ‘so i herd u liek mudkips’ to return from the ashes of the meme underworld

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02 Sep 2014 19:00 | 13,672 notes | Reblog

american-eater:

do u ever ship something so hard

that you literally cant imagine either of them w someone else

like its not that you dont want to imagine them with someone else 

its that you cant

02 Sep 2014 18:59 | 310,617 notes | Reblog

milesjai:

all-brawn-no-brain:

the-girl-who-laughed:

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THIS IS HILARY DUFF.

THIS QUEEN BUILT DISNEY CHANNEL AND DIDN’T HAVE A SAD, DISAPPOINTING DOWNSPIRAL.

SHE IS THE ONLY DISNEY STAR THAT GOT IT RIGHT AND NOW SHE’S A HAPPILY MARRIED MOTHER.

THAT’S HOW ITS DONE.

CAN I ALSO ADD THAT SHE BATTLED ANOREXIA AND BEAT IT ALL TO HELL

“THE ONLY DISNEY STAR THAT GOT IT RIGHT”????

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02 Sep 2014 18:59 | 291,649 notes | Reblog

the-dick-lord-levi:

So we have an Italian exchange student at our school. And he and I were hanging out and he saw a pony, and he tried to show me but he didn’t know what it was called so he just pointed at it and said “Look, the compressed horse.” 

And then he just grinned at his complete understanding of the English language.